{"id":1658,"date":"2012-07-26T16:57:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T16:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=1658"},"modified":"2012-07-26T16:57:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T16:57:42","slug":"wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=1658","title":{"rendered":"WTF&#8230;.?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>14 Uhr, alle auf dem Sprung an den Badesee im Hause Wolff, das Telefon klingelt.. GNAA&#8230; najut, schnell abwimmeln und ab durch die Mitte.<\/p>\n<p>Ich: Wolff, Hallo?<\/p>\n<p>Anrufer: Guten Tag, mein Name ist Frau Habichvergessenisjaauchegal, T\u00dcV Rheinland, Arbeitsmedizinischer Dienst, ich w\u00fcrde gern Herrn Fuchs sprechen. Ist er da?<\/p>\n<p>Ich: \u00c4h&#8230; Hier ist Wolff, mit 2 ff.. falsches Tier. Tut mir echt leid.<\/p>\n<p>Anrufer: Oh.. also.. echt? Ups.. tut mir leid.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mir ist bald vor lachen der H\u00f6rer aus der Hand gefallen.. ich hab den ganzen Nachmittag am See \u00fcberlegt, ob mich da jemand ver\u00e4ppelt hat und grad eben die Nummer recherchiert, aber die gibts wirklich da.<\/p>\n<p>Wie kommt denn sowas? This made my day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 Uhr, alle auf dem Sprung an den Badesee im Hause Wolff, das Telefon klingelt.. GNAA&#8230; najut, schnell abwimmeln und ab durch die Mitte. Ich: Wolff, Hallo? Anrufer: Guten Tag, mein Name ist Frau Habichvergessenisjaauchegal, T\u00dcV Rheinland, Arbeitsmedizinischer Dienst, ich &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=1658\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/srwqb-wtf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}