{"id":842,"date":"2009-05-09T12:40:44","date_gmt":"2009-05-09T10:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=842"},"modified":"2009-05-09T12:40:44","modified_gmt":"2009-05-09T10:40:44","slug":"grrrrrrrrrrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=842","title":{"rendered":"Grrrrrrrrrrr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was ich ja tierisch gut leiden kann, ist unser Paketbote, der einfach mal aufs Geratewohl an 3 Haust\u00fcren klingelt, um seine Sendung loszuwerden, wenn der eigentliche Empf\u00e4nger nicht da ist. Wer als erstes aufmacht, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">hat die Arschkarte<\/span> darf das Paket dann aufbewahren. Besonders toll ist es, wenn aber dieser Empf\u00e4nger nur grad nichts h\u00f6rt, weil er im Garten den Rasen m\u00e4ht.<\/p>\n<p>Ich gallopiere dann immer aus dem Dachgescho\u00df runter, in der Hoffnung, da\u00df die Kinder nicht wachgeworden sind, und beobachte dann, da\u00df der gute Mann seine Ware woanders an den Mann bringt.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4chstes Mal zeige ich Z\u00e4hne.. dabei bin ich grad jetzt in der richtigen Stimmung.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was ich ja tierisch gut leiden kann, ist unser Paketbote, der einfach mal aufs Geratewohl an 3 Haust\u00fcren klingelt, um seine Sendung loszuwerden, wenn der eigentliche Empf\u00e4nger nicht da ist. Wer als erstes aufmacht, hat die Arschkarte darf das Paket &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=842\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prwqb-dA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}