{"id":887,"date":"2009-06-18T08:34:43","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T06:34:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=887"},"modified":"2009-06-18T08:34:43","modified_gmt":"2009-06-18T06:34:43","slug":"aua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=887","title":{"rendered":"Aua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn man morgens um viertel vor 6 vom lautstark daumenlutschenden Kind (HUNGER!) aufwacht und erstmal gewisse \u00d6rtlichkeiten aufsucht, ist das eine Sache, die an sich ruhig eine Stunde sp\u00e4ter h\u00e4tte stattfinden d\u00fcrfen (JA, ich bin verw\u00f6hnt, meine Tochter schl\u00e4ft normal von 19 bis 7 Uhr durch).<\/p>\n<p>Sich dabei dann aber benebelterweise den Ellenbogen mit innewohnendem Musikantenknochen (oder wie das hei\u00dft) derart am Waschbecken anzuhauen, da\u00df man Sterne sieht und einem tierisch schlecht vor Schmerzen wird, dann ist das kein w\u00fcnschenswerter Start in den Tag.<\/p>\n<p>Tut immer noch weh, blauer Fleck ist auch vorhanden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn man morgens um viertel vor 6 vom lautstark daumenlutschenden Kind (HUNGER!) aufwacht und erstmal gewisse \u00d6rtlichkeiten aufsucht, ist das eine Sache, die an sich ruhig eine Stunde sp\u00e4ter h\u00e4tte stattfinden d\u00fcrfen (JA, ich bin verw\u00f6hnt, meine Tochter schl\u00e4ft normal &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=887\">Weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/srwqb-aua","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}