{"id":904,"date":"2009-07-01T12:57:28","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T10:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=904"},"modified":"2009-07-01T13:44:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T11:44:32","slug":"dabbisch-fleisch-mus-weg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"Dabbisch Fleisch mu\u00df weg"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oder wie soll ich mir das sonst erkl\u00e4ren, da\u00df ich mir eben, als ich einen Salto Mortale ohne Anlauf startete, grad noch am Treppengel\u00e4nder festgehalten, um nicht kopf\u00fcber die Treppe zu erkunden, nur beide Schienbeine geprellt habe? Aber vom feinsten…<\/p>\n

Die Schuhe waren irgendwie zu weit ohne Socken drin…<\/p>\n

Darf ich nun bi\u00dfl maulen?<\/p>\n

Edit: Grad entdeckt… es gesellt sich eine riesige Prellung mit Bluterguss am linken Oberschenkel und am rechten Knie dazu. Warum auch nicht?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oder wie soll ich mir das sonst erkl\u00e4ren, da\u00df ich mir eben, als ich einen Salto Mortale ohne Anlauf startete, grad noch am Treppengel\u00e4nder festgehalten, um nicht kopf\u00fcber die Treppe zu erkunden, nur beide Schienbeine geprellt habe? Aber vom feinsten… … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prwqb-eA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kappawolff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}